Why does it cost to join MALEBOMB? Because anything worth a shit comes with a price tag. One way or another, you have to pay something to be a part of a group, team, or brotherhood that is completely Bad Ass.
Joining the Navy Seals isn’t free. It cost you a lot of training and dedication including Hell Week and BUDs.
Joining a motorcycle club requires you first to be a Prospect to show your loyalty and devotion.
Want to play professional Sports? Not without a lot of training and sacrifice and even then, good luck.
Want to play at the World Series of Poker? Buy In starts at $10,000.
Think being a part of your wife’s life is cheap?
You get the point. Something given to you free is worth nothing. That is why the biggest and baddest memberships come with a price. MALEBOMB is no different. Due to our content, approach, and freedom of speech, there is a ton of companies that are not willing to advertise on the site in fear of CANCEL CULTURE. Or they are just too intimidated by Toxic Masculinity. So, we have to get our revenue somewhere.
In order to keep our Brotherhood Alive and Well, everyone chips in. Everyone puts a dog in the fight. How much is it, in man terms, the price of a Big GOOD Beer ONCE a month? That’s it. We aren’t trying to take advantage of one another by price gouging. Every day you come home from work, flop down in your recliner, get out of your recliner, kiss your wife Hello while copping a boob, flop back down in your recliner, pop a beer and read MALEBOMB. We supply the meeting place and content every day and once a month you buy us a $4.99 beer.
You’re welcome you slant-eyed, border jumping, camel riding, snake charming, afro wearing, buffalo chasing, white trash Redneck, cheap Jewish bastard. (Didn’t want anyone to feel excluded).
JOIN NOW – The Brotherhood is Waiting.
